A woman teacher in Oklahoma turned up drunk for her first
day at school with her pants missing.
Lorie Ann Hill, 49, had been drinking vodka when she bowled
through the doors of her county school at 9am intent on making a good
impression. But she was found by other teachers slumped over a desk in the
wrong classroom, smelling strongly of alcohol and missing the lower half of her
clothes.
By the time police arrived, she was in the principal's
office and someone had managed to find a pair of shorts for her to wear.
A search of her car turned up an empty cup that reportedly
smelled of vodka but police cannot charge her with driving under the influence
because they cannot prove she was drunk as she drove in.
But she was booked into Wagoner City Jail on suspicion of public intoxication.
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