OMOADE'S BLOG: 2015-02-15

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Top 12 Funny Election Photos

You Will Not Stop Laughing When You SEE These 12 Very Funny Nigerian Elections PHOTOS

Nigeria, comprising of 36 states and its Federal Capital Territory in Abuja is often referred to as the ‘Giant of Africa’, owing to its large population and economy.
With approximately 174 million inhabitants, Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa and has one of the largest populations of youth in the world.

Former Super Eagles striker, Bartholomew Ogbeche, is now the leading African scorer in the Dutch top flight after he netted his 11th goal of the season on Friday.
He is sixth overall on the goals’ chart, four goals behind top scorer Memphis Depay, africanFootball.com reports.

The President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe turns 91 today, February 21, and intends to celebrate the milestone with a lavish party.

Mugabe’s birthday celebration, which will hold on February 28, is expected to gulp about $1 million.

In recent findings, Alaba boys have written a reply to Comedian AY concerning his report to the IG of Police concerning piracy.

AY initially found out that his movie “30 days in Atlanta” had been pirated and was selling on the streets of Lagos, holdups and video centers and went ahead to plead with the IG of Police to intervene.

Well, Alaba boys got the message and have also written an open letter to respond to AY. Alaba press secretary (yes they have a secretary) submitted this letter for publication:

Find the letter below:

Facebook User Narrates Buhari's display of discipline by Insisting on following the queue

Nice one

Thirty-six-year-old Sola Adebisi was sobbing when she spoke with PUNCH on Thursday. She wasn’t sobbing because of the sexual attack on her eight-year-old daughter, Lola (not real name), who was defiled by a security guard but because she and her daughter are now being victimised by the police for reporting the case.

Hanhan... what do you guys think?

A man woke up to discover his girlfriend trying to bite off his penis after a lovers' quarrel.

The victim’s girlfriend, Amber Ellis, 31, was arrested on charges of maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon in connection to the near-dismemberment.

Her unfortunate boyfriend, who has not been named, was rushed to a hospital were doctors were able to stitch up his mauled genitals.

BARELY a week after his hard attacks on President Goodluck Jonathan, there were indications that the presidency may move against ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo by revisiting the probe of the $13.278billion power projects which were executed between 1999 and 2007 when Obasanjo was in office.

Nwankwo Kanu Ranked Among Arsenal’s Greatest Top 50 Players Ever | Full List

Nwankwo Kanu has been named as the 13th greatest player of Arsenal football club.

In a poll conducted by fans of Arsenal on the club’s website, Kanu emerged in the top 50 greatest players to have represented the club, garnering a lot of votes that saw him finish in 13 position.

Kanu played for the Gunners for 5 years between 1999 – 2004, scoring 30 goals in 119 appearances.

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The police in Lagos have declared wanted a man whose stock-in-trade is using his three wives who pose as witches to defraud unsuspecting victims with false promises of a better future.

The suspect, Awosina Folorunsho and his wives Deborah, Hadiza and Folake got busted when Moses Okafor, husband of their latest victim, Helen Okafor trailed his wife to their hideout at Sango Ota in Ogun State. She was alleged to have paid more than N10 million to the syndicate before her husband got wind of their activities.

Yesterday Friday,President Jonathan had a meeting with Igbo Market Leaders,elders ,and leadership at the State House in Lagos..

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A 71-yr-old Catholic priest John Micheal O’neal, from Massachussetts was declared dead for more than 48 minutes, but he was miraculously revived by medics. Strangely he woke up with a shocking
revelation that he had gone to heaven and met God.
Reports say Father O'neal was rushed to the hospital on January 29 after a major heart attack, but was declared clinically dead soon after his arrival.

Julius Agwu, was one of the entertainers that joined the politics train. The comedian had the ambition to become the next governor of Rivers state but he opted out of the race without a reason.
However during a Valentine dinner hosted in honour of the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate and running mate, Muhammadu Buhari and Yemi Osibanjo, the funny man was the anchor of the event and he did not disappoint his fans by making them laugh hysterically.

            President Goodluck Jonathan has assured that he has met his campaign target for power.
            He made this declaration, Friday during the inauguration of the Olorunsogo II Power Station in Ogun State.
             The power plant is a 750MW Nigerian Integrated Power Project.
               “I have lived up to my campaign pledge to make the power sector a priority,”Jonathan told the gathering that included members of the Federal Executive Council, Peoples Democratic Party chiefs from Ogun State and leading traditional rulers.

Lagos State Governor Mr. Babatunde Fashola, SAN (middle) and the Ndigbos listens with rapt attention to the All Progressives Congress (APC), Governorship Candidate in Lagos State, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode (standing), during the Ndigbos in Lagos State courtesy visit to endorse and declare their support for the APC Candidate in Lagos State in the forthcoming general elections at the Lagos House, Marina, on Friday

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See--Printed Ballot Papers Intercepted By Police in Bida ''Niger State''

Tragedy struck in Oremeji, Ibadan, Oyo State, recently when two middle-aged men died in the process of evacuating a “soak-away” pit.
The duo, Wasiu, a bricklayer and Solomon, a vulcanizer (surnames withheld) had been employed at No 12, Sobande Avenue, Oremeji, to evacuate a soak-away pit at the back of a two-storey building when the fatal accident occurred, they went into the pit and never came out.

                   A group, Eko Liberation Movement (ELM), has alerted to a plan to procure and tender a fake medical report to discredit the governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos State, Akinwumi Ambode.
                In a statement by its convener, Gbolahan Agboola, the group said: “A faceless group is set to procure a fake medical report to discredit Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, as being unsound in mind, body and spirit.

                                      Me, Dbanj and Don Jazzy plus how the cookie crumbled
                                      By Azuka Ogujuiba
                     Do I even say that everything happened by sheer providence? I met D’banj and Don Jazzy about nine years ago through Dumebi Kachikwu who introduced me to these two burgeoning artistes then. When Kachukwu called me, l told him l was on a three-month maternity leave and that l would give him my colleague’s number to call so he could assist him with whatever they wanted to do. He insisted he wanted me on board; that D’banj and Don Jazzy would meet me at home or where ever l wanted. Bewildered but I braved the odd somehow.

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, has described former President Olusegun Obasanjo as the number one enemy of Nigeria, saying: “he is a confusionist who has lost his status as a statesman and Nigerians should simply ignore him.”
The governor, who expressed confidence that President Goodluck Jonathan will be re-elected for a second term, added that: “Obasanjo is only fighting President Jonathan because he prevented him (Obasanjo) from ruling Nigeria from his Ota Farm.”

Apparently shaken by ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo’s striping comments on President Goodluck jonathan, some Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) leaders are pushing for his suspension from the party.
They said Obasanjo’s diatribe amounts to anti-party activities.
But Jonathan, who is the leader of the party, is yet to accede to the demand of the aggrieved PDP stalwarts, including some members of the Board of Trustees (BoT).

Ice Prince's New Look (See Photo)

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See What Gov. Fashola Did For Buhari On Valentines Day

Lagosians, including players in the creative industries were hosted to a Valentine’s Day dinner in honour of the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Muhammadu Buhari.
The dinner was organized by the governor of Lagos state, Babatunde Raji Fashola, yesterday, February 14, 2015 at Intercontinental Hotel.

See What This Lady Claims An Army Officer Did To Her Sister [See Photo]

This Photo was shared on Twitter yesterday

Naeto C Shares Photo Of Val Celebration With Family

Lovely Family

Mama Toye is soo pretty! Her boo Tayo just uploaded this sweet after Val's message for her on his IG page.

Unbelievable! She Was Too Fat & Too Short to Model, Now She Appears in Vogue Magazine [See More Photos]

The 29 year old Tess Holiday was bullied for years about her size. She was told that she was too short and too fat to be a model but she's now managed to do something that took Kim years to achieve (with the help of Kanye of course) and that's land in Vogue magazine. She also landed a modeling contract.
The mother of one, who stands at 5 feet 5 inches, a size 22 and weighs 260, is the largest professional plus-size model in the business. In her words:

Nollywood Actress Reveals More On Muna Obiekwe’s Dying Moment

The news of Nollywood actor Muna Obiekwe’s sudden death came as shock to many who had no idea he was struggling with health problems.
Nollywood actress, Ejiro Okuramen, who happens to be his close friend and colleague, has narrated her last encounter with the late actor.

The anticipatory phase is set to kick in from this moment as budding actress; Adewunmi Fatai completed work on her new movie titled “Trust”. It is a story of 4 couples who doesn’t trust themselves due to their rough past which generated a lot of dilemma in their unions.

It was written and produced by Adewunmi Fatai while wave-making film director, Okiki Afolayan directed it.

The most expensive iPhone 6 is out and it is currently on sale for £2.3m which is approximately, N790m when changed to our currency. The case is plated in 24-carat gold and it is encrusted with more than 700 diamonds, which makes it unique and special. Usain Bolt, David Beckham and music producer P Diddy already have one

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President Goodluck Jonathan and his inner circle have begun new moves to jettison elections altogether, hoping that members of the National Assembly will agree to postpone polls once again and instead settle for a so-called interim national government, according to information received from several sources, one of them embedded in the Presidency in Abuja.

A youth Corp member serving in Akwa Ibom identified simply as Victor Daniels, belonging to 2014 batch, drowned yesterday Feb 14th in Akwa
Ibom state.
He met his untimely end whilst swimming at the popular Ibeno beach. The late Victor Daniel is said to have won many 'Mr Macho' awards in his state and during his university days.
May his soul rest in peace.Amen...

A bomb went off this afternoon in a crowded bus station in Yobe state Damaturu.
9 People reportedly lost their lives to the incident that was perpetrated by a female suicide bomber.

A driver of a Toyota Camry car lost control as his speeding vehicle failed brake and ran into the Ikosi-Ketu branch of Mr Biggs.

He could not control the brake as he rammed into the eatery while lovers were celebrating Valentine's Day. However, no life was lost thankfully!

Enugu-born businessman, Chief Emeka Omii, has told the heart-rending story of his miraculous survival after kidnappers shot him several times in the mouth, thigh and neck, for attempting to escape from where he was being held.

Notwithstanding the fact that his body bears the ugly signs of his encounter with the merchants of death, Omii is exceedingly happy, and understandably so, to be alive to tell his story.

To start with, Omii was stripped naked by the gang that abducted and threatened to waste him if he did not give them N50 million. To prove that it was not an empty threat, the kidnappers beat him black and blue; they blindfolded him, tied his hands and legs and left in the bush. But determined to live, Omii made brave efforts to escape from where he was being held, but was caught again by the kidnappers, who shot then him on the thigh, neck and mouth.

Two suspected terrorists were confirmed to have been killed by Police in Kibiya, about 60 kilometre away from Kano city on Saturday when police repelled an attack on police division in the area.
Six terrorists suspected to be Boko Haram members stormed the police station on two motorcycles but the police repelled the attack.

The Zone 2 Police Command in Lagos State on Sunday declared 10 suspected bankers wanted over alleged N125.1 million scam.

Investigation conducted by the News Agency of Nigeria revealed that the names and photographs of the suspects were already pasted on the command’s notice board.

This is what i call ''SUNDAY SELFIE from an anonymous blog reader claiming the photo will be good for my blog...hmmmmm...nawaoooh
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This happened somewhere in Kenya. According to instagram user @dennis_pirate, he witnessed his client propose to his girlfriend yesterday. She said yes and he gifted her with a new helicopter as an engagement present. Very unique! But what's she going to do with a helicopter? Lol. A man in love!

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